AHHH Inspiration

As the final proof is back and in our hands, we are ready to begin the journey of building a house. No, I am not stressed out about it—I am terrified. But I know, as long as I can look to others for inspiration, I should be fine. Such as this FABULOUS playroom from Urban Grace Interiors. This is pure bliss with some kid stuff attached. I mean, look at the trundles and the storage and the colors, oh my! This looks like it could actually be a CALM room, if one such area does exist for children.

Closet (and sanity!) Saver

What can I say about the amazing product, the Cascading Hanger? Well, let's see...It is freaking amazing!!! I have an old home, circa 1940 when it seems folks really did not give much space to their wardrobe. Seriously, they must have had like no clothes. But not me, oh no. So until now, Granger, Ann Riley and I have been sharing a closet-and-a-half. Not kosher. I have had to refrain from buying that piece that I REALLY wanted because, sigh, there was no room at the inn. But then, an infomercial caught my attention-as they always seem to do-and my answer was right on my plasma. Wonder hangers-and they are wonderful-are my saving grace. No longer to I have to push and tug to get clothes in the right place, I actually have room to see what I have!! I actually ordered mine (get the metal ones!!) from QVC. No, I did not call in and talk about how much I loved the hangers and can I have a free Jessica Simpson Hair-do ponytail hair extension with my purchase, I ordered them online like a good guilty pleasure shopper does. And let me tell you-they are worth every penny!!!

contemplating

I recently saw a friend write-"Am I living life, or is life living me" and that stuck with me. For the past couple of months, I have felt as if an invisible string was guiding me through my day-often too quickly-to my final resting place when I finally turn off Jay Leno after his opening monologue. I guess I am feeling the effects of this balancing act that I try so hard to keep up with-working full time, motherhood, home life-that I have in a way tuned out and just been letting life live me. Almost like an airplane being on auto-pilot, maybe with a little ice on the wings so I am not exactly in balance. I think a change is in order, what that is, heaven only knows. Maybe I need to sign up for yoga.....

Daily Humor

I have not had much humor in my life lately-so here is a dose to hopefully get me started back on the right track.


One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is a husband.

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must
tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of
Chardonnay."

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said,
"CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at
once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You
NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use
the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think
I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving "

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued
him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon
the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been
looking for Herman for 51 years.

Don't get it...

I have major beef with commercials these days. Yes, I am in the Ad Agency business so I probably pay attention to small details more than the average Joe, but seriously-does every mom in every commercial on tv HAVE to abide by the seemingly enforced khaki pants and cardigan uniform, while carrying about 20 extra pounds with a dowdy haircut? Really? There are some very hot mom's out there (not saying that I am one of them!) that actually like to dress in the latest fashions and have highlights in their hair and wear heels while hauling a baby carrier-it HAPPENS!!! It does not make me more likely to purchase your air freshener, vaccum (yes, YOU DYSON), hair products or shop at Walmart. Alright I have vented...

Daily Humor

This is very appropo at the moment

Born a Baptist:

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating red meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a
Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as
the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a
Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and as he rushed
into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he
stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

"You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

Bargain Hunting

I don't know what it is about bargain shopping that gets my heart racing and blood running through my veins at warp speed-but I assure you it happens. This weekend was an especially good one, being that my trip to Hudson's in Jackson was like hitting the Jackpot. You see, when you have children, especially in the South, it is customary to dress them in a certain manner-and boy that can get 'spensive, so I was extremely glad to find a Strausberg store that had unloaded at one of my favorite bargain spots, Hudsons. If you have never been-it is a must go. Hit and miss, mind you, but worth the time. Here are my top bargain hunting places if you are ever in the area...

1. Dirt Cheap-any location but especially Yazoo City
2. Hudson's-same company as Dirt Cheap, but a little more organized
3. Marshall's-a little more mainstream now, but still got my Le Cruset red teapot there for $29.00 (regular $89)
4. The Bargain Barn in Cleveland-fabulous prices on furniture, got AR's french-looking real wood nightstand there for $39.
5. 61 Outlet in Indianola-great for baby goods and linens!!!